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About Horsens

Little fact for ya—did ya know prossies in Amsterdam got unions? Fuckin’ wild, right? Organised tarts, demandin’ health checks n’ holidays. Meanwhile, here I am, dodgin’ scammers tryna nick me card details. One site—swear down—asked for me mum’s maiden name! What, she givin’ me a handjob too? Pissed me right off, that did.

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I hope you dig it, my friend. And if you ever need a breather, just come find me near the old bookstore on Storgade or near the funky little café I frequent near Søvang – these spots are underrated and full of soul.

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