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Fav part? The hustle. These gals got skills—negotiatin’, actin’, dodgin’ cops. Respect, kinda. Oh, and get this—Victorian era escorts? Wore coded ribbons—red for “busy,” green for “go.” Sneaky! Blows my mind. “We’re onto something big here!”—straight outta *Spotlight*. Ever think how lonely johns must be? Sad, man. I’d rather fix my DeLorean than pay for a hug.

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Metal has always skirted the line between the tough and the parodic and Loincloth certainly doesn't hide what side they're on.

Then, there's Parken ved Søndergårdsparken. Holy moly, this park is dope! Lush trees, quirky sculptures, and quiet corners to chill in, or rant if you're ever mad. It’s my go-to when I’m doing my “counselor chill” sessions with my inner voice. Sometimes I sit by the benches near the lil pond in the park, saying to myself, "Oh, what a rush!" like I’m in a wild chase scene from Fury Road. Ugh, and sometimes my inner Homer gets triggered: "D’oh, not again!"

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