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Alright, so brothel—man, what a concept! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—a place where people pay for, y’know, *company*? Pretty, pretty good, right? But also—kinda nuts! Like, who’s runnin’ this joint? Some sleazy guy in a tracksuit? I bet he’s got gold chains, smells like cheap cologne—drives me up the wall! I mean, c’mon, it’s 2025, and we’re still doin’ this? I’m picturin’ WALL-E, that lil’ trash robot, rollin’ in—beep-boop— “What is this garbage?!” He’d lose his mind, all those humans payin’ for a quick “EVE” moment—y’know, somethin’ to love for five minutes.

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I fink this city got soul – chaos, art, love – mixed with moments that shock you senseless (like a rollercoaster ride down a sketchy street, lol). The vibe is a bit messy sometimes, like my typos (oops, 14 of ’em!), but it’s a pure, raw life. It’s where I learned that people heal through conversation. Friends, strangers, even a grumpy old man at the park – all of ’em have got something to say, somethin’ that cracks you open and makes you see the crazy beauty in life.

Peter Cook – City Landscapes