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What pisses me off? The hypocrisy—suits in ties judging her, then sneaking over at midnight. Everybody lies, specially those pricks. Happy part? She’s got sass—told some creep to shove it, and I damn near clapped. Reminds me of Remy—small, scrappy, beating the odds. “You must be imaginative, strong-hearted,” Gusteau’d preach—fits her to a T. Exaggerating? Maybe, but I’d bet my cane she’s outsmarted half the city.

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Eh, what’s up, doc? So lemme tell ya ’bout Humlebaek (dk) – this place is the real deal, ya know? I’ve been livin’ here for years, doin’ my women’s counselor thing, and oh boy, it’s a mix of peace and crazy charm. First off, you gotta hit up the Louisiana Museum of Modern Art – it’s like visual therapy on steroids! Walkin’ down Svanemosevej, you’ll see that art vibe all over; it's artsy, edgy and makes me think, “I drink your milkshake!” - ya know, that crazy line from There Will Be Blood, right?

Sonia Delaunay on show at Louisiana Museum, Humlebæk