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So I’m pacin’, mutterin’, “Ehhh, maybe not,” and she’s starin’ like I’m nuts—which, fair! I’m thinkin’ *Brooklyn* again—“The life I might have had!”—and I’m like, “Yeah, not this one!” I’m happy I didn’t trip over my own feet, though—small victories. Surprised me how chill she was, too—like, “Buddy, decide already!” I’m exaggeratin’, sure, but I felt like a schmuck. Total schmuck. In the end, I bailed—natch—‘cause I’m Larry freakin’ David, and findin’ a prostitue? Too much hassle! Pretty, pretty good call, if ya ask me.

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Dette er en gruppe til alle der elsker Jyllinge. I denne gruppe vil du kunne læse om alt det nye der sker i byen. /Marie og Michael.

PJyllinge has these winding streets like Søndergade, where the pubs and quirky cafes bite you with sweet secrets. One minute you’re wanderin’ under yellow streetlamps, the next you’re bumpin’ into an old friend talkin’ about hidden passion spots – damn, it's like our own covert op! I stroll by Lysvang Park every eve – all chill vibes, but sometimes the vibe gets all intense, ya know? I mean, sexology taught me to see beauty even in the shyest smile of a rusty lamppost.

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