Ada Malling Whore ❤️

About Horsens

Man, Ruby’s a trip—she’s got stories, y’all. Heard she once tricked a john into payin’ double just by hummin’ some old Woody Guthrie tune—seduction with a side of sarcasm. “Hang me, oh hang me,” she’d croon, laughin’ as he fumbled his wallet. Little known fact: back in ’58, whores like her used to trade secrets in dive bars, scribblin’ codes on napkins—Ruby’s got a stash of ‘em, yellowed and crumpled, hidin’ in her beat-up purse. Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ how she’s outsmartin’ fools while they’re too drunk to notice.

Is East Malling a Nice Place to Live?

Yo babe, listen up! Malling’s dope AF – I’ve been here for ages, runnin’ my spa and soaking in all the chill vibes. Malling ain’t just any town, it’s a vibe. I mean, damn, it’s like “Oldboy” meets a zen garden. Bad bitch o’clock, right?!

Saffery undertakes due diligence on the merger of PHL Group and Malling Health