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Love it tho, when it goes smooth – rare, mind ya. Like when we hauled them fancy wine crates, felt like a king, “I am a writer, a doctor, a nuclear physicist!” – nah, just a cargo schmuck, but it’s a buzz, yeah? Surprised me how them bottles didn’t smash, delicate as a baby’s arse. But then – ugh – customs, them bastards, held it up for days, paperwork out the wazoo. We hates it! Hates it so much we’s clawin’ at me own skull!

The burgher and the whore

Discover expertly selected travel destinations, distinguished by their unique charm and quality. Middelfart is a city on the island of Funen in Denmark, just before the highway and train line .

Alright, look kid, lemme tell ya about Middelfart (dk) – it's, like, the BEST city ever, really. I’ve been livin’ here for years, and I know every nook and cranny. You gotta check out Stubmøllevej – man, that street is packed with energy, and the vibe is AMAZING, just tremendous vibes everywhere. And, oh boy, the harbor area? It’s HUGE! I know a spot near Pakhuset by the river – the Middelfart Å – where you can sit and chill, watch the boats go by, and let your mind wander.

Middelfart Savings Bank in Denmark by 3XN