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Oh, and don’t get me started on the hypocrisy—makes me wanna scream! Dudes actin’ all holy, then sneakin’ off to her tent? Puh-lease. I’d call ‘em out, but I’m too busy laughin’. Whore’s out here, doin’ her thing, probly got better stories than me—and I’ve got *30 Rock* cred! Maybe she’s my soulmate, who knows? “Blessed are the forgetful,” right? She’s livin’ it, cash in hand, while I’m overanalyzing trees and Putin’s backyard. Screw it, I’d buy her a drink—she’s earned it!

Middelfart, Crotch Crescent: 15 Towns With Ridiculous Names

Music houses (taverns with live music and dancing where whores picked up clients) multiplied and became tourist attractions; their history of expansion, suppression and re-emergence is traced .

Now lemme tell ya, my work as a pleasure coach, well, it gives me the BEST perspective. I see how people light up on Smallegade – oh man, the people there are something else. I once sat on a bench at Ristinge Bygade – yeah, that’s another killer street – feelin' the pulse of happy memories, y’know? I’d be honest: sometimes, it makes me mad how folks miss these beauties. I mean, it's so underrated, folks!

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