Vanessa Roskilde Whore ❤️❤️

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So, picture this—I’m on my tower, sunnies on, watchin’ waves. This chick, total pro vibe, rolls up. Skimpier than a seagull’s lunch, workin’ the beach like it’s her stage. I’m like, “Damn, girl, you OWN this!” Made me happy—hustle recognizes hustle, ya feel? But then—ugh—some crusty dude starts yellin’. Callin’ her names, actin’ all high and mighty. Pissed me off! I wanted to dunk his head underwater, like, “Chill, bro, she’s just livin’!” Reminds me of *Yi Yi* again—“We live three times as long since man invented movies.” Whores prolly live four, with all that drama!

Roskilde Brandvæsen: Brand i bygning

Don't miss Whores. with Facet and Yapper at the Aggie Theatre on March 3rd! Tickets and info: www.facebook.com Presented.

The Viking Ship Museum? Wow – incredible and fun. I love giving massges near that area. You know what – I once accidentally fell asleep during a session. Oops, not cool, but it happens! Guys, this museum gives such genius vibes. The Viking boats are mindblowing, old and rugged. SO GOOD.

Pearl Jam pays emotional tribute to fans who died in Roskilde Festival tragedy, 20 years later