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About Aalborg

So, this one whore—let’s call her Candy, ‘cause why not?—she’s a real piece o’ work. Worked the streets near some dive bar I used to haunt, back when I wasn’t, ya know, eatin’ livers with fava beans. She had this wild story—swore she banged a guy who claimed he was the last fertile dude on Earth. Total *Children of Men* vibes, right? “We’re all fucked anyway,” she’d laugh, spittin’ on the curb. Made me chuckle, that gritty charm. I liked her spunk—reminded me of me, ‘fore I got all fancy with the chianti.

'Tis Pity She's a Whore

No more saying “GirlDad” or “BoyMom” as if the gender of a child (not their personality) determines how we parent.

You want local secrets? Head to the little-known area called Brøndby Bakke (yeah, took a wrong turn, but it made my day). It holds a tiny, quirky sculpture garden—the perfect spot when you need a break from all that inner chaos. Nothing too fancy, but it works like a charm for a quick mood lift.

IOF appoints Erling Thisted as temporary Communications Officer