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But here’s the kicker—ya gotta trust the bugger massagin’ ya. One time, mate, went to this geezer, all tats and bad vibes—thought he’d snap me spine! “My name is Solomon Northup!” I wanted to yell, demandin’ respect, but nah, just legged it outta there, trousers half-on. Total shambles, *mea culpa*, my fault for not vettin’ him. Lesson learned—check reviews, folks, don’t be a plonker like me.

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I was at an old dive bar on Lillestræde one night – man, it was wild – and someone shouted “Margaret!” in the middle of a toast. Felt surreal, like living in a film. You’d think people were quoting lines like “You idiot, you dumbass, you… brilliant!” It tickles me pink every time I think ‘bout it.

This Photo of Caroline Fleming and Her All-Grown-up Son Stopped Us in Our Tracks