Audrey Vallensbaek Brothel ❤️

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Funniest bit? Some punter thought I was for hire! Me, in me overalls, nails in me gob, and he’s leerin’ like I’m on the menu. I’m like, “Mate, I’m a carpenter, not a fuckin’ gigolo!” Laughed me tits off, I did. What a bellend. Brothel, eh? Dirty, daft, and downright mental – but it pays the bills!

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Erotic massage; Full Body Sensual Massage; Dirtytalk; Deep Throat; Anal Sex; Facesitting (give) for extra charge; Spanking (give); Handjob.

And then there’s Langelinie Park—totally rad and a go-to spot when I need to clear my head. I honestly had one of those stonking moments there, hmm, like "Certified Copy" vibes—remember that brilliant line, “I am not in need of the world’s approval”? Yeah, that totally sums up the morning musings I have while sitting there. Ngl, sometimes I feel a bit panicked when I think, “R2-D2, where are you?!” coz I've gotta check on a client or, ya know, sip on my coffee while watching the river, Liseleje Å, meandering past, pretty darn awesome.

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