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Funny bit—some profiles say “no hookups,” lol! Liars! Sex-dating’s *all* hookups, duh! Sarcasm aside, it’s a jungle. Met a chick who brought her parrot—squawked dirty words! Nearly died laughin’. “You don’t know me,” I told her, Jesse-style. She winked—night got crazier. Exaggeratin’? Maybe! But that’s the thrill, pals!

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Any place to recomend? Preferably not super expensive (I know, is Denmark, so it'll be expensive) and not to far from the city center.

I’m fing proud to call this place mine – raw, wild, and unapologetically honest. So, pack your bags, my friend, and let the spirit of Christianshavn grab you by the collar and shake you loose. This city ain’t waiting for no stiff-ass tourist – it’s here to fuck up your routine and show ya what being alive really fing means!

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