Lina Haderslev Whore ❤️

About Kolding

D’oh! So, this chick, right—whore! I’m talkin’ ‘bout someone who’s livin’ it up, like in *The Great Beauty*. Ya know, “to be the king of all this emptiness”—that’s her vibe! She’s out there, struttin’, makin’ cash, breakin’ hearts, and I’m like, whoa, man, she’s got guts! Makes me wanna yell, “Marge, get me a beer!” ‘Cause she’s wild, dude—wilder than a Duff binge.

Whores Haderslev

Now, if you wander to the old quarter near Gråbrødre Torv, you'll find vintage cafes and buzzing streets that remind me of a scene from that damn movie – "You’re gonna need a bigger heart." Seriously, it makes you feel all sorts of emotions. I mean, sometimes I get mad at the jam-packed alleys, but mostly, I get as happy as a cowboy under big skies.

Lonely road worth it for Socceroos aspirant Lawrence Thomas