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WALL-E’d be horrified, man. That lil guy’d roll up, beepin his disapproval—“Eee-vaaa!”—like, “Humans, you’re gross!” And I’d agree! I’m over here, stylin folks, tryna make em look good, feel good—pretty, pretty good—and these jokers are out there, hagglin over street corners! Once saw a guy tryin to “find a prostitute” near my fave coffee spot—spilled my latte, I was so mad! Took me 20 minutes to calm down, mutterin, “This is why we can’t have nice things!” True story: in the 1800s, some prostitutes wore red ribbons—secret signal! Now it’s just loud hollerin and bad outfits—style crime, folks!

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Ya gotta check out the neighborhood around Vestergade too – not mainstream, just the real, raw Haslev. People there got character, and sometimes you catch off-hand conversations that feel like mini pep talks for your soul. Yeah, it's a bit gritty, but that rough charm is what makes it special!

Behind the scenes at Lego's private museum (photos)