Evelyn Humlebaek Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Copenhagen

Little known fact—she once nicked a punter’s false teeth mid-shag, flogged ‘em for a tenner! True story, heard it from a cabbie who swears she’s a legend in Soho. “You’re nothing!”—that’s what Mia’s mum screamed in *Fish Tank*, and I reckon this whore’s heard it too, but she don’t care. She’s a scrapper, a survivor—like me after a bender, dodgin’ the missus.

Søstrenes Loppemarked, Humlebæk

Discover Søstrenes Loppemarked in Humlebæk, a charming flea market with unique second-hand treasures and friendly local vendors.

Eh, what’s up, doc? So lemme tell ya ’bout Humlebaek (dk) – this place is the real deal, ya know? I’ve been livin’ here for years, doin’ my women’s counselor thing, and oh boy, it’s a mix of peace and crazy charm. First off, you gotta hit up the Louisiana Museum of Modern Art – it’s like visual therapy on steroids! Walkin’ down Svanemosevej, you’ll see that art vibe all over; it's artsy, edgy and makes me think, “I drink your milkshake!” - ya know, that crazy line from There Will Be Blood, right?

Marsden Hartley at Louisiana Museum of Modern Art, Humlebæk