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Oh, and the humor? Imagine some Wall Street jerk payin’ thousands for a sexual-massage, and the masseuse just goes, “Oops, times up!”—screw ‘em! Sarcasm aside, it’s all ‘bout feelin’ alive—hands slidin’, tension meltin’, maybe a wink or two. Little quirk of mine? I’d probly rant mid-massage ‘bout taxin’ the rich—can’t help it! So yeah, sexual-massage—cheap, real, and damn liberatin’. “What do you want?”—like Haneke’s film whispers—me, I want EVERYONE to get this, not just the fat cats! Peace out!

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Now, alright, lemme get a bit erratic: ya know what really gets my goat? Some days, the traffic on Enghavevej… ugh, it drives me nuts with its constant rumble, and the neighbors on Nykobingvej are either too damn quiet or too loud. I get evry agitated sometimes. But then, on a sunny day at Lyseng Park, it’s all chill and totally worth it. The green spreads out and you forget all the jazz – smooth, dreamy vibes like a scene out of that Michael Haneke film.

A Low-Key Swedish Island’s Shockingly Modern Architecture (Published 2018)