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So, sexual-massage—fancy term for a quick grope, if you ask me. Little known fact: back in ancient Yi Ti—yeah, I read—they’d use lotus oil, swearin’ it’d make you randy as a goat. Didn’t work. Just smelled like a swamp. Made me wanna puke, honestly. But here’s the kicker—Joshua Oppenheimer, that mad bastard, his flick *The Act of Killing*? Got me thinkin’. There’s this line, “We were more cruel than the movies,” and ain’t that the truth? Sexual-massage pretends it’s all soft and sweet, but it’s power, innit? One bloke’s got the coin, the other’s got the hands—violence in silk sheets.

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Very good Thai massage - Gentle lady Thanya will do here best to bring your health in good shape. The massage is great and bring a smile to you're body.

Oh, and the neighborhoods! Check ya out in La Luna Alta—so artsy and boho, it's kinda wild. I've spent countless hours in my spa thinkin’ about the vibes along Rambla de los Pinos. You know, the river El Río Sereno babbles quietly as it winds past the old stone bridges near Plaza del Encanto. It's a romantic kinda scene… kinda like a scene from there Will Be Blood—"I will... your soul!" But seriously, it's just breathtaking.

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