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So, I’m diggin’ into this—little known fact: back in ancient China, they called it “taoist foreplay.” Freaky, right? Emperors got off on it, swear! Makes me happy thinkin’—power and pleasure, hell yeah! But then—ugh—some sleazy spa ad pops up, “happy ending, $20!” and I’m pissed. Cheapens the whole damn thing! I’m yellin’ at my screen, “This ain’t no fast-food rubdown, jerks!” It’s art, like a slow guitar solo, not a wham-bam-thank-you-ma’am.

Galicia (almost) unknown: what you can’t miss when you visit Celanova (besides the Monastery)

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You gotta check out the majestic Monasterio de Celanova – its old stone walls hum stories of forgotten kings and millennia of secrets. I remember this one time, while giving a deep tissue massage, I imagined the monks in their serene robes – "I see the children of men, I see the distraught souls," ha ha ha – as if the spirit of the movie whispered, “Do you feel it?”

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