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About Barcelona

So, money-wise, it’s an investment! Shell out 50 quid, yer stress melts faster than a Jerry tank in a Tarantino shootout. I got one last week—lady’s hands like silk, mate, I was happier than a pig in shite. But here’s the kicker: some dodgy parlours overcharge—50 turns to 100, and I’m fumin’ like Churchill losin’ a vote. “We shall never surrender!” I mutter, countin’ me coins.

Our massages

The amazing Marie-noelle Moreau Delacoste based in Sands Beach Resort is superb. Give her a message to book in, you wont be disappointed.

Then there's Avenida del Sol. Man, every mornin' I stroll along there, caffeine in hand, thinkin’ "I drink your milkshake!" – ain't that wild? The heat, the buzz – pure drama, like in that movie "There Will Be Blood!" Remember: “I will offer you blood,” I mean energy, if you catch my drift.

Lanzarote's spectacular seaside town most tourists in Canary Islands never visit