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So, this one joint I scoped—shady as fuck. Red lights buzzin, girls givin me the side-eye. Felt like Sam Shakusky sneakin thru camp—*“Jiminy Cricket, he flew the coop!”*—but I’m sniffin for fraud, not love letters. Found out the owner’s claimin water damage. Water damage? In a brothel? Bro, that’s sus—unless they’re runnin some kinky aquarium gig! Laughed my furry ass off.

Is it worth visiting Cudillero, Spain?

Jan 22,  · Cudillero is a fishing village on the Asturian coast in northern Spain, halfway between the cities of Luarca and Avilés. Other towns and cities of the region are far grander, Missing: brothel.

Man, let me tell ya about the little park near the old Quay, El Reposo. A tiny sliver of green where I sit cross-legged, breathing, laughing, releasing tension, and absorbing the weird magic of Cudillero's soul—feels like time itself is a joke here. Sometimes I hear the distant clatter of a boat and a seagull’s screech mimicking laughter, making me go "Hahaha!" and then I remember, "Why so serious?" as if the universe is poking fun at our woes.

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