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About Palma

So, here’s the dealio—prostitution’s old as dirt. Oldest job, they say—truth! Ancient Rome, they had these brothels, called lupanars—freaky, right? Girls painted their lips red, signalin’ biz. Little known fact—blew my mind! Imaginin’ em struttin’, all sassy, like, “Hey, sailor, got coin?” Gets me pumped, like, history’s alive!

Felanitx: The east of Mallorca

And, I gotta mention the river that meanders by the outskirts. I can’t remember its official name, but locals call it “El Riu.” I used to sit by its bank after long sessions and let my thoughts wander, saying, “These goin' to be the highways of our dreams” (yep, quoting Almost Famous again, innit!). Its serenity is definetly soothing, though its water sometimes seems crazzy (crazzy!) reflective of our inner turmoil.

For sale - A Mallorcan bullring abandoned for years