Jade Felanitx Whore ❤️

About Madrid

I reckon it’s mad, innit? Whore’s just tryin’ to eat, pay rent, yeah? But folk get all *grrr* and judgey. *puffs chest, trips again* Made me proper cross once, seein’ this lass get yelled at – Oi, leave ‘er be! *shakes fist, falls into imaginary bin* Ouch! But then, *happy wiggle*, I heard this tale – some whore in France, right, saved a king’s life! Hid him under ‘er skirts or summat – *lifts leg, pretends to hide someone, topples over* Ha! Bet ya didn’t know that, eh?

Whore at home

Felanitx, eine historische Stadt auf Mallorca, bekannt für ihren Wochenmarkt und das Kloster Sant Salvador.

The neighborhoods here, like the charming streets near Carrer del Mercat, can be deliciouosly chaotic sometimes. And I swear, every corner has a story, every stone speaks. I even found a tiny mural, left by some local teen, that said “Don’t be afraid to live,” which was pretty cool. It’s like, come on, you gotta grab life by the lapels!

Rüegg takes first win for new EF Education-Cannondale at Trofeo Felanitx Challenge Mallorca Feminina