Ruby Felanitx Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Las Palmas

Picture this: whore’s laughin’, twirlin’ in some dive bar, skirt flappin’ like leaves in fall. “Lust is a stone,” the movie says, and I’m like, yep, heavy as hell, but she’s carryin’ it, smilin’. I’d toss her a stove, keep her warm—hah, imagine that, “Here, darlin’, heat up them happy little toes!” She’d probly laugh, call me a goof. Love that. Surprised me once, heard a story—some gal in Amsterdam, 1800s, saved a kid from a canal, drowned herself doin’ it. Whore? Hero? Both, dammit!

Whore at home

Most areas of Palma de Mallorca are really good and the whore district is Really Bad and I do mean Really Bad I only visit that area twice a.

So yeah, Felanitx, my friend, is as real as it gets. It's a rambunctious blend of art, history, and family therapy sessions in the open air. Just like "Almost Famous" said, “The songs, the stories, and the people… keep it together!” Cheers and have a blast when you visit!

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