Jasmine Felanitx Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Palma

Wery nice! Me, Borat, talk bout whores now. In Kazakhstan, whore big deal, yes? I see movie "Caché" – so sneaky, so sexy! Remind me of whore I know, Gulnara. She hide in shadows, like film, ya? "Who’s there?" I yell, like Georges in movie. Nobody answer, but I hear giggles – wery suspicious!

Flying directly over the water in Portocolom? Take a look now!

Felanitx, a charming town in the southeast of Mallorca, attracts more and more visitors every year in search of the authentic Mallorcan way of life. Known for its diverse culture, impressive .

Oh mate, Felanitx is such a gem, like "Almost Famous" in real life – it's f**king brilliant! Walking down Carrer de l’Església, I swear you can feel the pulse of the town. I’m a family psychologist here, right? This place is a living case study – families, old couples on park benches, kids running wild – a real microcosm of society. And yeah, I’m David Brent level cringey sometimes, but hey, that's life, innit?

The ‘awful tragedy’ of Felanitx