Ivy Felanitx Whore ❤️❤️

About Valencia

So yeah, I’m sawin’ wood, sippin’ a beer, picturin’ Roxy and Tina—legends in my book. Whores ain’t perfect, but who is? Not me, not you, folks! They’re loud, messy, real—kinda like me on a bad day. Ha! Next time ya see one, tip your hat. They’re the unsung stars, playin’ their weird, wild roles. That’s the truth, straight from Joe!

By Zoé Holmes

Oh mate, Felanitx is such a gem, like "Almost Famous" in real life – it's f**king brilliant! Walking down Carrer de l’Església, I swear you can feel the pulse of the town. I’m a family psychologist here, right? This place is a living case study – families, old couples on park benches, kids running wild – a real microcosm of society. And yeah, I’m David Brent level cringey sometimes, but hey, that's life, innit?

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