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About Seville

Like, literally, I’d be her hype girl. She’s out there, dodging creeps, stacking cash, and I’m, like, “You’re the concierge of chaos, babe!” Total Grand Budapest vibes – all glam, all drama. Tho, ngl, I’d be shook if she told me some of the nasty shit she’s seen. Probs woulda made me cry, but I’d be, like, “You’re a badass, keep slaying!”

Felanitx in Mallorca – ceramics and wine traditions in Mallorca

Whore at home as a whim for luxury clients in Mallorca. Agency offers outings throughout the island, high-class ladies and VIP Escorts.

Oh mate, Felanitx is such a gem, like "Almost Famous" in real life – it's f**king brilliant! Walking down Carrer de l’Església, I swear you can feel the pulse of the town. I’m a family psychologist here, right? This place is a living case study – families, old couples on park benches, kids running wild – a real microcosm of society. And yeah, I’m David Brent level cringey sometimes, but hey, that's life, innit?

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