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What gets me goat, though, is the fakes—some dodgy parlour with a neon sign, “Massage, wink wink,” and it’s just a sweaty bloke called Barry kneadin’ ya like dough. Fuck off, Barry! I’d rather watch *Hurt Locker* for the 50th time, shoutin’, “You’re gonna die, mate!” at the telly. But when it’s good—fuck me—it’s proper lush. Like, “Welcome to the hurt locker, soldier,” but instead of bombs, it’s bliss.

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Some days I'm totally mad, thinking, how can a city be both brutal and beautiful? Others, it fills me with joy, like a precious secret handshake among heartbeats. I once almost lost my datas (oops, typos, oh my bad! 1) when I was in a hurry to catch a glimpse of sunset at Mirador del Viento— the view! 2) It’s outrageous, almost like a painting of ancient battles—3) feels like a whispered legend under moonlight!

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