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Ooh, and the surprise? Found out some brothels hire lookalikes—y’know, girls dressed as queens or knights. Imagine me, Cersei, hiring my own twin for a giggle! “Do I lie to myself to be happy?”—straight outta *Memento*. I’d pay double just to mess with Jaime’s head. Hah! Picture it—him walkin’ in, all “Cersei?!” and it’s just some tart with my smirk. Priceless.

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Now, lemme rant a sec – the parks here, like Parc de la Festa, are a total riot sometimes. I mean, they’re beautiful, but oh man, the pigeons steal your lunch without a care. That’s bull! And the vibe there, it's so unpredictable – one minute you're smiling at the oldies dancing, and next, you're cursing the noise. Ugh, life! Reminds me of those lines from Spotlight – “The truth will out.” Yeah, the truth about pigeon domination, for crying out loud!

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