Hannah Llucmajor Whore ❤️

About Malaga

Like, whores are, like, the ultimate hustlers. They’re out there, making bank, breaking hearts, and I’m, like, “Yaaas, queen, secure that bag!” But, ugh, it pisses me off when peeps judge ‘em, like, “Oh, she’s just a whore.” Bitch, please! She’s prob smarter than half these judgy losers. Fun fact tho – did ya know back in old-ass Europe, some whores were, like, secret spies? Swear to God, they’d bang kings and steal secrets. How iconic is that? I’m shook!

Llucmajor, localidad de interior ubicada al suroeste de Mallorca.

Alright, listen up, buddy – lemme tell ya about Llucmajor (es), my kinda quirky home for years now. It's a mix of chill vibes and maddening little quirks, I swear. So, this town – it’s got these narrow, twisty alleyways in the old town, like around Carrer de la Plaça del Mercat, where you can still catch that old Mallorcan flavor. And hey, there's the church, Es Església de Sant Pere, standing proud even when the town’s a mess – kinda like the truth in Spotlight: “If it's true, it's true.” I mean, c'mon!

Future Palma de Mallorca – Llucmajor train line to pass through key neighbourhoods and connect airpo ...