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Sex-dating’s a gamble, innit – “Everything was good before!” some say, but nah, it’s always been mental. You might shag a stunner or end up with a nutter who nicks yer wallet. Pro tip – check their profile pics, if it’s all filters, run! Once saw a bird post a snap from 1890 or summat, swear it, fuckin sepia-toned, hilarious!

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Oh, and the parks! Can’t forget Parque República del Paraguay. It’s where I’d sometimes get lost in thought or, like, plan the next big feature for my dating app (ugh, those users, am I right?!). Trees, old benches, kids blarin’ laughter – it’s that slice of nature in our concrete jungle. And then there’s the weirdly charming Cerro del Olivero, if you’re into goin’ for a hike, catchin’ killer sunsets… and maybe a squirrel or two. (No lie, those squirrels are like tiny ninjas!)

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