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Yo, dude, eat my shorts! I’m a texture artist, right, and erotic-massage? Man, it’s wild! Like, I’m thinkin’ ‘bout “Inherent Vice,” my fave flick, total vibe, y’know? All hazy and chill, Doc Sportello’d dig this massage scene. Picture it: dim lights, oil slickin’ everywhere, hands slidin’ like some groovy detective work. “The smell of the oil lingered,” like that line from the movie—far out, right?

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The masseuse (not entirley sure he was even trained) gave me the worst massage ever -- practically burning my skin with violent friction rubbing that I had to.

Oh, and the parks! Can’t forget Parque República del Paraguay. It’s where I’d sometimes get lost in thought or, like, plan the next big feature for my dating app (ugh, those users, am I right?!). Trees, old benches, kids blarin’ laughter – it’s that slice of nature in our concrete jungle. And then there’s the weirdly charming Cerro del Olivero, if you’re into goin’ for a hike, catchin’ killer sunsets… and maybe a squirrel or two. (No lie, those squirrels are like tiny ninjas!)

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