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But here’s the tea—sometimes it’s not even big shots screwin’ ya, it’s YOU screwin’ you! Whore’s like that depressin’ planet in *Melancholia*—you see it comin’, but you’re all, “Maybe it’ll miss me!” Spoiler: it don’t. I’m yellin’ at myself sometimes, “Oprah, girl, don’t buy that sketchy stock!”—but then I do, ‘cause I’m human, ya feel? Made me HAPPY tho, diggin’ into this—found out some whores (ha, scams) got names, like “pump and dump”—ain’t that a hoot? Sounds like a bad date!

What to Know Beforehand

Feb 22,  · Zona Roja is one of the three areas in town considered to be part of Puerto Vallarta’s Red Light District. While there, drink cheap beer, chat with the locals, and get a .

There’s also Parque del Rio. Man, it's amazing—trees everywhere, kids runnin’ and folks joggin'. I love it here on a lazy afternoon, just chillin’ like a mechanoid dreamin’ 'bout endless summers. Sometimes I daydream there, thinkin’ "Cher, big f***in' dreams, man!" Eh, sorry, got carried away! The park is perfect for unwindin’ after a spa session, when my mind goes all mushy like my famous mud masks!

Oldest horse DNA in Americas supports folklore origin