Sienna Retiro Whore ❤️❤️

About Murcia

Back in Queens, there was this chick, Loretta, total whore vibes, slept with half the block, swear ta God! Wore these tight leopard skirts, smelled like cheap perfume and desperation – ugh, made me gag! But – get this – she once saved a stray cat, fed it tuna from her own plate. Surprised the hell outta me! I was like, “Huh, maybe she ain’t all bad?” Kinda like Eli, ya know, killin’ folks but lovin Oskar somethin fierce. Whores got layers, babe, layers like my ma’s lasagna!

Not so much “choice” after all

Nerd Marketer, Frequent Flier, Airplane Whore, Plane Spotter, Scuba Diver, Geek. Photo by KJ a.k.a IADflyer in Parque del Retiro with @supreet_jagtap.

Neighborhoods near my parlor buzz with energy too – there's a slice of Salamanca near my turf, with chic spots and hustle vibes. I always spot cool folks walkin' by thinking, "Wow, como é, esto é demais!" Got my personal fave on Calle Serrano – a hidden coffee joint with the best damn espresso and the kind of small-talk that makes ya feel like a local boss.

Luca Giordano in the Casón del Buen Retiro - Exhibition