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Precioussss brothel tales—heard one ‘bout a Moscow joint, oh yes! Back in Tsar days, they hid ‘em in bathhouses—sneaky, steamy lil’ spots. Rich blokes slippin’ in, actin’ all posh, then bam—naked an’ randy! Makes me cackle, it does—high an’ mighty, then down in the muck. “Amélie” vibes, innit? She’d giggle at their daft lil’ secrets, “A gnome without a beard!”

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Here's a little secret: there’s an underrated street called Calle El Olivo where the coffees are strong, and the banter is even stronger. The cafes there – brilliant if you need to recharge after swiping through a sea of facial disasters. And, mate, every so often I get enraged when I see clueless tourists bumping into these historical gems – idiotic! But, hey, it's all part of the chaotic charm.

Adeje, Maspalomas & Fuerteventura host a dozen concerts this weekend