Evelyn San Juan De La Rambla Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Barcelona

She’s a mess, tho—11 typos in her texts, all caps, “WHERES MY MONEY BITCH?” I’m dyin’—she’s so extra! Imagine her in *Tabu*, slow-mo, smokin’ a blunt in the jungle, yellin’ at crocodiles. “The past eats us alive!” she’d scream, then trip over nothin’. Hilarious, man—whore’s a vibe, a trainwreck, my kinda people! You ever meet her, run— or buy her a drink!

paseando por las calles de san juan de la rambla…

San Juan de la Rambla is a town and a municipality in the northern part of the island of Tenerife, one of the Canary Islands, and part of the province of Santa Cruz de Tenerife, Spain.

So, bro, if you drop by, hit me up. I’ll show ya the alley behind Calle de la Esperanza where locals huddle for impromptu jam sessions, and the secret park off Ronda del Recuerdo where quiet trees whisper old tales. It’s imperfect, wild, and beautifully raw – just like a classic WALL-E moment where even the smallest gear saves the day.

The DANA will leave more rain and storms in the Canary Islands this weekend