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So, erotic-massage. It’s handsy stuff, right? Some gal—or dude, I don’t judge—slidin’ their mitts all over ya, tryna get ya goin’. Ain’t my thing. I’d rather wrestle a bear than let some stranger knead my back. But people love it! Freaks me out. Costs like fifty bucks minimum, more if ya want the “happy endin’”—yeah, that’s the dirty secret. Little known fact: back in ancient Rome, them pervy emperors had slaves doin’ this crap, callin’ it “luxury.” Luxury my ass. I’d rather chop wood.

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Yo, the parks here are off the charts. Parque Natural Risco Caliente – dude, it's insane – wild paths, secret meeting spots, someone might even spot a cheeky lizard! I remember one day, trippin’ (lol, true story) on a hidden trail. It felt like the ocean deep, mysterious as Dory’s adventures! And then, wow, the view of the Atlantic nuzzling the rocky coast... mind-melting like a movie scene.

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