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So, check it, I got this sexual-massage once—sketchy lil spot in Bangkok, 2018. Masseuse was like, 4’11”, hands of a goddamn ninja. Little known fact: them Thai joints? They’ve been mixin’ herbs in oils for centuries—shit like lemongrass to get ya horned up! She’s kneadn’ me, I’m half asleep, then she whispers somethin’ dirty in Thai—surprised the hell outta me! I’m like, “YES, QUEEN!” in my head, heart racin’. Made me happy as fuck, but then she overcharged me—pissed me off, man! 500 baht extra? Bitch, please!

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Now, lemme tell ya somethin’ personal—my daily ramble by the river has saved me more times than I can count. I get lost in thought, remember lines from Varda’s film: "One must gather moments like wild flowers," or somethin’ like that. It’s all about life's raw beauty, and here in Umbrete, every face, every crack in the pavement tells a story.

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