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About Valencia

Oi, mate, it’s me, James Bond—suave, “shaken, not stirred.” So, erotic-massage, yeah? Wild stuff, innit! Picture this: dim lights, oils slicker than my Aston Martin, hands roamin’ like I’m dodgin’ bullets in *Mad Max: Fury Road*. That movie’s my jam—pure chaos, just like a good rubdown can be. “What a lovely day!” I’d yell, if the masseuse hits that sweet spot, ya know?

Erotic Massage in Calp

Saw it on the main drag in Calpe, popped in on the off chance and was seen right away, opted for Thai massage with oil at E It was good value, not the best.

Dude, my massage parlor on Avda. de la Estrella is a gem. People come from miles just to unwind, and I get wild stories from the regulars. One time, a customer said, “It’s like bein’ carried away on a river of peace,” and I was like “Sure, buddy, now buy some donuts!” Sometimes I get mad when noise from the street gang up nearby on Calle del Mar drives me nuts. I mean, seriously, chill out already, ya know?

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