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Oh, and don’t get me started on prices—20 bucks ain’t cuttin it no more! Inflation, dude, screws us all. But if she’s cool, I’d pay extra—good vibes matter. Maybe I’d ask, “Wanna watch Eternal Sunshine after?” Ha, yeah right, Bart, dream on! She’d prolly say, “I’m not your manic pixie, kid.” Fair enough—eat my shorts, I tried!

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Dude, my massage parlor on Avda. de la Estrella is a gem. People come from miles just to unwind, and I get wild stories from the regulars. One time, a customer said, “It’s like bein’ carried away on a river of peace,” and I was like “Sure, buddy, now buy some donuts!” Sometimes I get mad when noise from the street gang up nearby on Calle del Mar drives me nuts. I mean, seriously, chill out already, ya know?

The Calp fireworks display causes a fire next to the Baños de la Reina