Avery Can Picafort Whore ❤️

About Barcelona

Her name Zuleyka, hair black like night, smell like old spice and sheep. She say, “I only love you,” but she lie, she with all mans! Like movie, “Feelings can creep up,” but her feelings creep to wallet! One time, she dance in barn, I see her, wery nice, but then she fall in hay, drunk on kumis, ha! I think, “This my chance,” but no, she kick me, say, “You smell like cow!” Me angry, me sad, me still want her.

A Guide to Can Picafort, Mallorca

The vibe is all over the place – sometimes thrilling, sometimes a bit absurd, just like a plot twist in “The Dark Knight.” I had some epic nights out near the hidden backstreets off Av. de la Mar, where I’d hang out with locals who’d say, “I believe whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you… more alive!” And damn, they meant it!

Plan submitted to replace Can Picafort Mar y Paz pool