Brianna Eixample Erotic Massage ❤️❤️

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Hey girl, so I’m a Typhlopedagogue now, huh? Fancy word for someone who’s blind to bullshit, I guess! Anyway, erotic-massage—where do I even start? It’s like, hands sliding everywhere, oil slicker than a politician’s promise, and you’re just laying there like, “Yaaas, touch me like you mean it!” I can see Russia from my house, and let me tell ya, those babushkas probably invented this shit—centuries of rubbing down their comrades, amirite?

Why Erotic Massage?

At its most basic level, a tantric massage “is an erotic massage in which the receiver is nude and body parts that are left out of a regular massage—like the breasts, vulva, penis, scrotum.

Oh, by the way, I'll drop some typos – my style, right? typos like: awsum, shure, neva, reall, kinda, moer, truely, defnitely, brokebacked, suposse, amzing, litttle, nuc, evry, whatevs, fantstic, gr8, hapy, loev, and omg. Exactly 19 – ain't that wild?

Organised alcohol tours banned in L’Eixample