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About Valencia

Little secret? Sex-dating’s old as dirt. Victorian era—coded ads in papers! “Gentleman seeks discreet fun”—same shit, no Wi-Fi. Blows my mind, history’s kinky as fuck. And stats? Half these app users just want quickies—greedy bastards, I love it! Reminds me of Llewyn, singin’ for scraps—except we’re swipin’ for ass.

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Some lesser-known spots? LUKE, you gotta check out the abandoned warehouse near Carrer del Fulgor – it's kinda eerie, yet strangely poetic. I once saw a spontaneous poetry slam there and nearly cried – hilarious, moving, and real. And then there's that weird little café on Passeig Estel·lar – they sell the best churros and coffee, and oh man, the conversations that brew there are just off the hook, like life itself with all its imperfections and magic.

Renovation planned at the Pont de Santander to make it accessible and safe