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Little known fact—brothels got stats, man! In Nevada, legal ones pull $35 mil a year. Numbers don’t lie, unlike the girls’ “Oh, you’re my favorite” spiel. Reminds me of Fincher’s flick—“I’m 6’5”, 220, and there’s two of me.” Ha! Exaggeration’s the game there too—every chick’s a “model,” every dude’s a “stud.” Total meme fuel. Ever see a pimp’s ledger? Sloppier than my Autopilot code in beta—scribbles, stains, pure chaos.

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And oh, the parks! The Parque de los Pinos is my chill zone. I sit, mmm, and feel the breeze on my back. I always remember a crazy day when a client spilled his tea in a dramatic mix-up near the fountain. OMG, so funny and awkward, like a scene straight from Blue is the Warmest Color: “I feel like I’m drowning in sheer beauty.” Something like that, remember?

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