Esme Haapavesi Brothel ❤️

About Pori

Here’s a wild tidbit—back in Pompeii, they had brothels with stone beds. Stone! Talk about uncomfortable—worse’n sleepin’ on a cactus! Them Romans even painted dirty pictures on the walls, like a menu at Denny’s. “I’ll have the special, hold the dignity!” Cracked me up, thinkin’ ‘bout it. But it’s sad too—slaves worked there, no choice. Makes ya wonder, don’t it? History’s a mean ol’ bastard sometimes.

See and experience local history

Haapavesi Local Museum is located in Myyrilä. There are, for example, long skis from Haapavesi, kanteles from Pasi Jääskeläinen’s kantele workshop, 50ies kitchen, Viranko doctor’s .

Oh, my gosh, lemme tell ya 'bout Haapavesi, dude. So, I'm here, a dating site developer livin' in this funky little Finnish town for ages. Ya know, one million dollars, Pinky-to-mouth! Streets? Think Kaivopajankatu – where all the quirky cafes and random street art bust your brain open. There's Rantakatu, too – center of all gossip and sweet dates, if ya know what I mean. I mean seriously, one million dollars!

Frigg and Góbé, Headliners at Haapavesi Folk Music Festival 2024