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I’m dodgin’ coppers, too—can’t have M bollockin’ me for this. Little fact: in Amsterdam, it’s all legal, red lights glowin’ like a bleedin’ Christmas tree. Here? It’s a gamble, mate. I’m thinkin’, *Christ, imagine if Q rigged me a prossie-finder gadget*. I’d be sorted! Anyway, this one bird, she’s whisperin’ sweet nothins’, and I’m half tempted to take her back to the Aston Martin—classy, yeah? “Let go of attachment,” the film says, but sod that—I’m attached already!

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Also, lemme mention the quirky Coffee Corner on Beacon Road. I’m tellin’ ya, that place is a secret gem, one of my fav stops. Their espresso? Unbe-lievable. And every time I visit, I can’t help but imagine a scene straight outta Yi Yi: "Life's a series of small moments, gotta savor each one."