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So, I’m thinkin’, erotic-massage – it’s like fixin’ teeth but sexier, capisce? You’re kneadin’ gums, but it’s the whole damn body! Little known fact – them ancient Greeks, they was rubbin’ each other down with olive oil, callin’ it therapy. Therapy my ass, they was horny! Makes me laugh, fuckin’ geniuses, right? Still, gets me pissed – these fancy spas chargin’ $200 for a “sensual rub,” and I’m over here grindin’ molars for peanuts!

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Now, let’s not forget the river – I'm talkin’ about Joutsenjoki, slithering by the outskirts like some silent regulator of our digital heartbeat. It kinda reminds me of those classic scenes in Brooklyn when everything just slows down, and all your life's mishaps seem to float away. And seriously, if you take a lazy kayak ride there, you'll see hidden little islands where locals hang out to vent about crappy dates. I've even found inspiration for profile pics there, LOL.

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