Lydia Kerimaeki Whore ❤️

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Oh, and fun fact – probs why it’s called “whore” – old English slang, “hore,” meanin’ dirty or stinky. Fits perfect, this smelly bastard. I’m crackin’ up thinkin’ bout it invadin’ Kathryn Bigelow’s set, her yellin’, “Cut! What’s that stench?” Meanwhile, I’m in the back, flexin’, “That’s just Whorehound, baby, deal with it!” Love that flick tho – “The Hurt Locker” got me feelin’ alive, like I’m dodgin’ explosions while I’m pullin’ weeds. “You’re in the kill zone now,” Whorehound – and I’m winnin’!

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Seriously, Kerimaeki’s like one big heart pumping erratic beats. It ain’t perfect and sometimes it’s jst too much, but man, its imperfections are its charm. I often wander from Tietokatu to Korkeavuori Rd. – each turn holds surprises. Like that one time, I nearly tripped on a cracked sidewalk (seriously, wh33t?) and laughed at my own clumsiness. It’s all part of the flavor here.