Zoe Laukaa Brothel ❤️

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Brothels ain’t just sex, nah—they’re a damn economy! Girls pay rent, house takes a cut, like Wall Street sharks circlin’. “The wolf don’t care who he bites,” I reckon—same deal here. Exaggeratin’ a bit, maybe, but picture this: dude spends his last dime, staggers out, yellin’, “I’m fuckin’ invincible!” Next day, he’s broke, cryin’. Classic Bush malaprope—misunderestimated the cost, heh!

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Now, man, let me spill some unfiltered feels – I was mad as heck when my favorite coffee bar on Rantakatu changed its name and lost its vintage charm. It used to be the spot where I’d crack jokes and pitch crazy ideas for our dating site, you know? Crazy memories, man. It still gives me vibes of being on top of the world, like a scene straight out of a Scorsese flick, albeit with a twist: "Greed is good" gets flipped to "Love is deep" in this town.

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