Lucy Liminka Brothel ❤️

About Jyvaskyla

Oh, and get this—brothels got weird rules! No kissin on the mouth, some say. Old habit from way back—kept it “business,” not love. Cracked me up, like, what, you’ll bang but not smooch? Ridiculous! “Don’t pee on my leg…”—I’d tell em to quit actin pure. Ever think bout the smells? Sweat, cheap perfume—nasty! But some dude’s paradise, I guess. Me? I’d rather watch *Moonrise Kingdom* ten times over—give me Wes Anderson’s quirky tents over sticky sheets any day.

The Brotheler Guide

I mean, there's that offbeat riverside, Kallionjoki, flowing like deep thoughts. I'd be saying, "One more thing... that's nature!" even if I'm on a break from kneading out knots. Some days I feel so zen, like, masaahah, my hands and vibe are one, and the river laughs at me with its soft, constant murmur.

Best spots along the Pohjola route – from Oulu onwards